You get really drunk and then decide a midnight surf be awesome. You race your car through suburban streets. You think macaroni & cheese is a vegetable. You smoke crack. You were my old boss. You think smoking weed is the pinnacle of coolness. You piss all over the toilet seat at a party and don't bother cleaning up. You were elected to work for your constituents but you act corruptly. You exploit your position of authority at the expense of the people who put you there. You are in a position of trust and you betray that trust. You make a firm promise and fail to keep it. You still have no clue what an AssFace is.
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About Yo' AssFace
The Story of Horass & Alass
Horass & Alass are actually entrepreneurs and take all the credit for coming up with the idea of Yo' Ass Face. Of course we all know that Yo' is urban slang for "Your". Yo' Ass Face was spun out of http://www.assfacedolls.com/. Spanish: Cara de culo (ass face) refers to an unattractive person especially when the person in question has a round face with protruding cheeks.
About Horass & Alass
Alass, being the stylish lady that she is, is an Editor with a mASS circulation magazine called "Global fASShion" Horass is far more conservative and he works various ASSignments for a company called CompASS Risk ASSessments, an actuarial firm. He usually wears his brown cardigan to work, it's his favorite.
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