The parents, Alass & Horass.
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The Story of Horass & Alass
Horass & Alass are actually entrepreneurs and take all the credit for coming up with the idea of Yo' Ass Face. Of course we all know that Yo' is urban slang for "Your".
Spanish: Cara de culo (ass face) refers to an unattractive person especially when the person in question has a round face with protruding cheeks.
About Horass & Alass
Alass, being the stylish lady that she is, is an Editor with a mASS circulation magazine called "Global fASShion"
Horass is far more conservative and he works various ASSignments for a company called CompASS Risk ASSessments, an actuarial firm. He usually wears his brown cardigan to work, it's his favorite.
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